The Wisdom of Garfield

The feisty feline has some sage advice concerning eating:

1. Never eat anything that's on fire (this goes along with: If it's wet, don't breathe it).

2. Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.

3. Only play with your food if you've eaten your toys.

4. Only snack between meals.

5. Chew your food at least once.

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