Bill Cosby Was Right...

kids do say the darndest things. My wife was teaching her 3rd graders about similes. They had to fill out a paper with the following template:

As [blank] as a [blank]. One of her boys wrote:

As fast as a fart out of my butt.

He got full credit although she pointed out that perhaps he should keep those type of things to himself in the future.

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